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Joke of the Day

"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"

"Why did the Dictator ban Soda? Because there couldn't be 2-liters."

"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."

"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"

"[In the gym] hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together"

"What do you call it when a Republican Presidential Candidate throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he wants? A Tantrump."

"Why was hitler's suicide such a suprise? Because we did nazi it coming"

"How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"sorry I had to unfriend you on Facebook after you accepted my Facebook friend request one second after I sent it to you at 3 in the morning"