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Joke of the Day
"What is the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? When they fall on their backs they're fucked"
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"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"
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"[last meal on death row] ""Pepper?"" *nods* ""Say when"" *winks to camera*"
"I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people."
"I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night."
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"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"Why does Sirius Black get all the girls? Because he's a real dawg."