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Joke of the Day
"What is the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? When they fall on their backs they're fucked"
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"How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door."
"Difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat."
"Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist."
"I wonder who the Jonses try to keep up with."
"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"
"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto"
"I just had sex I don't know where else to post it"
"What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama? Too soon."
"What's blue, white and red? A cancerous child who fall down the stairs."