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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who went to the convention of legless women? He heard the place was crawling with pussy."

"My noisy upstairs neighbour reminds me of that person I killed next week."

"How do you answer the question ""What's new?"" without sighing really loudly first?"

"What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop."

"Why did Susie fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms."

"You're in the middle of the ocean and you see Trump and Hillary drowning but you only have room in your boat to save one. Who do you save? America. Keep right on going and don't stop."

"I heard they found water on Mars... I bet California is pretty jealous."

"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."

"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"