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Joke of the Day

"There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't"

"The greatest trick the Devil ever played is where he touches my chest and says ""What's that?"" and I look down and he flicks my nose."

"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"

"I wanted to make a joke about a rapper I ended up making a Big Pun"

"Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out"

"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"

"Saw a young couple holding hands today & it reminded me that I need to buy a bottle of vodka"

"Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies? They were too far out."

"Two peanuts are walking down Central Park... one of them was assaulted."