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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to make a joke about a rapper I ended up making a Big Pun"
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"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"
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"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."
"How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet? With a shat nav."
"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he."
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"Did you hear that Henry Ford wrote a book? The driving point is that it's auto-biographical."