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Joke of the Day

"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"

"What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league? Five on one."

"According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later"

"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."

"Why are muscles poisonous? Because my biceps are killer."

"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"

"Why did the dung beetle go to rehab? He was rolling balls."

"What does a neckbeard eat when he is in a Mcdonalds in France? Le Big Mac"

"What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees? A Meringue - a - tan."

"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"