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Joke of the Day

"The greatest trick the Devil ever played is where he touches my chest and says ""What's that?"" and I look down and he flicks my nose."

"What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15? Pot pie."

"i finally checked out chatroulette. i saw three fornicators, two masturbaters, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""

"Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while."

"What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner."

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"GOOD COP: Crazy girlfriend? I know how THAT is BAD COP: He's trying to get on your side so you confess GOOD COP: Jesus Christ, Frank"

"A group of ventriloquists was murdered yesterday. Their screams were heard a mile away."

"My girlfriend is the best! My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out."