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Joke of the Day
"So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time... He said half past purple"
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"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."
"Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard."
"Guns don't kill people. Dying kills people."
"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"
"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."
"Conductor do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not on my salary!"
"I love ""Choose your own adventures"" because my two favorite things are reading and blaming myself."
"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""
"If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation."