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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""

"I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there"

"Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much? They love to pump kin."

"Bad money What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."

"What do you call someone who tops Darth Vader during sex? An Invader."

"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."

"It's way too early in the day for you to be yelling at me, repeating your demands, and making me follow you around, girl. It's over, Dora."

"two kinds of people There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"""Tender and mild"" is a great way to describe chicken and a TERRIBLE way to describe a holy infant."

"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"