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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."

"I made a company that disguises land mines as prayer mats... Prophets are through the roof"

"as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money"

"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"

"Veni, VD, vici I came, I caught, I cankered"

"How do you drive a Unitarian out of town? Burn a question mark on their front lawn."

"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."

"What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine? A washing machine only takes one load at a time."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"

"I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me."