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Joke of the Day

"If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation."

"So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?"

"A lesbian couple asked me if I would like to make them parents. I never thought adoption could be so exciting."

"A NoSQL query walks into a bar.. ...and then walks out because there were no tables."

"Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either."

"Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one."

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well"

"I was sitting there... A lady walked into the bar I asked her ""Did it hurt?"""

"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."