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Joke of the Day

"I love ""Choose your own adventures"" because my two favorite things are reading and blaming myself."

"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"

"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler."

"What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook."

"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."

"Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour"

"Men in Black 3 is in theaters and 3 black men are in a Kardashian."

"Knock, knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel!"

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light."

"What's a good treatment for insomnia? Bill Cosby"