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Joke of the Day

"When I lay down to go to sleep, I watch Hillary Clinton rallies It is much more convenient than counting sheep individually."

"Q: What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? A: Patty O'Furniture."

"What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ? Hey, watt's up ?"

"Why is cowgirl my girlfriend's favorite position? Because she says I'm only good at fucking up."

"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"

"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."

"I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years."