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Joke of the Day

"What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ? Hey, watt's up ?"

"I find that the secret to not being insecure is to just be better than everybody at everything while being incredibly good looking."

"I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?"

"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."

"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""

"What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC."

"Congress looks like the worst group project ever."

"Sundaes are half off. The rest of the week, you pay full price!"

"I was making a recipe that called for tapioca flour, but we were all out. Thankfully, my wife figured out I could substitute corn starch. Clabber girl."

"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."