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Joke of the Day
"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."
"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."
"Mum is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes that's right. Well I don't blame God for chucking her out."
"I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires... ...Those were good years."
"Wow! last night was crazy. I killed 15 zombies just in the first hour alone. Anyone know why they were all carrying sweets?"
"HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: ...trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] ...is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no"
"You guys! I just realized I've been holding my moral compass upside down this whole time."
"Have you guys heard what kind of oil Fort McMurray is into these days? Turmoil"
"I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions But I couldn't decide on one."