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Joke of the Day

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

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"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"
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"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."
"What does Betty White's vagina taste like? Depends."
"Look ma, no hands. I was caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia :("
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"I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes... He'll just fire them"