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Joke of the Day

"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"

"Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones."

"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"

"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."

"Camping as a couple is stressful... ...it's two in tents."

"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"

"You So ugly.. Local restaurant band you from coming in You can only take Togo orders.."

"I was eating out this girl the other day and there was Horse semen in there and I was like ""Damn,Grandma that is how you died"""

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and arm in a car crash? He's all right now."

"What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!"