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Joke of the Day
"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."
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"What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? Paddy O'Furniture! (Happy St. Patrick's Day)"
"A pedophile, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a zoophile walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out."""
"Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!"
"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."
"Why do the French have so many civil wars? So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)"
"*proposes to girlfriend* *accidentally drops ring in the street* ""I'll still marry you"" Sorry, I'm married to the streets now"
"My mom says I look just like my father. It's weird that she thinks that, because everyone else says I look like Steve the mailman."
"Barber: And how old are you little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!"
"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"