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Joke of the Day

"Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot"

"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"Pro tip: The Labor Day weekend is a great time to start drafting your Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas tweets."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""

"So I had some Oasis soup today... Got a roll with it!"

"Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour? To get it pier reviewed."

"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"

"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."

"Being a fat guy at McDonald's is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business"

"Sorry I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this."