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Joke of the Day
"Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times."
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"Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning? He was an excellent conductor"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?"
"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"
"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."
"I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone"
"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""
"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."
"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"