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Joke of the Day
"So I had some Oasis soup today... Got a roll with it!"
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"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"
"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."
"When I was a kid my mother stopped breast feeding me. I asked her why and she says ""hey, I just wanna be friends."""
"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."
"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."
"Not a gardener per se.... but I've been known to use hoes occasionally."
"""Oh you're excited about something? I'll make sure that it doesn't happen."" - Life"
"My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it."
"I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders."