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Joke of the Day
"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."
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"My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins."
"Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, ""Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?"""
"Got a long rambling phone call in spanish.. I don't know who they were, or what they were saying, but im pretty sure they're bringing me tostadas in one hour."
"It remains a puzzle... ...why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
"I got hit by a can of coke... Good thing it was a soft drink."
"Fruit: often disappointing. Salad: always disappointing. Fruit salad: meets expectations."
"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. lol :P"
"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"