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Joke of the Day
"Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour? To get it pier reviewed."
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"Just started a new job and apparently they use the word work less figuratively than I do."
"Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."
"So i was taking a picture of you and your mom and i had to ask your mom to step aside Because I only have 5GB space left on my phone."
"I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora."
"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."
"So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration."
"How do you react when looking in the mirror? You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar."
"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"
"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"