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Joke of the Day
"How many redditors does it take to point out a repost? All of them."
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"How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead? No, seriously. How could they tell?"
"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."
"What do you call a naked golfer? Off-putting."
"What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana"
"What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady? Nguyenning!"
"Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who's sick of her bull shit."
"Why did jimmy eat his Homework? Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; ""Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake""."
"So I tried coprophilia for the first time today. It's fucking shit."
"""Removing my make up"" Or how I like to call it: ""Reset face to factory settings"""