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Joke of the Day
"How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead? No, seriously. How could they tell?"
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"[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico Oops wrong sub"
"How do you turn a duck into a blues singer? Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers"
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."
"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."
"ELI5: What does ELI5 mean?"
"Shout out to all you guys with permanent amnesia. You know who you are."
"Dumb one-liner of the day: I imagine veterinarians who treat ducks put up with a lot of undeserved grief."
"Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!"