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Joke of the Day
"What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady? Nguyenning!"
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"Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A white Russian."
"When I die, I want my remains to be scattered around Disneyland. I also don't want to be cremated."
"Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!"
"I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic."
"What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread? A faggette"
"What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !"
"Just saw a man talking on a pay phone... I should call the cops right?"
"Anxiety = waiting to see if the middle seat will stay unoccupied as people are boarding your flight."