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Joke of the Day

"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."

"TERRIBLE INVENTION PITCH: decaf Red Bull"

"What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales? Their Pimp"

"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"

"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar. They both had a great time."

"I read a magazine article about a population increase in Hawaii. The author was Commonawannalaya."

"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside"

"The ultimate masochist The submissive: Hit me!!! The masochist: No..."

"how to perform artificial insemination in mexico about 10 guys jack off onto the floor, and then they let the flies do the rest."