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Joke of the Day
"What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana"
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"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"
"So I've been tossing up between becoming a meteorologist or a scout master. But I don't know weather or knot.."
"My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !"
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
"Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!"
"How do you get a fly out of the kitchen? Shit in the living room"
"Two friends are having a game night One friend is a serial killer and the other is a generic man. The man says he sucks at the game. The serial killer says 'that's why it's called the game of Life.'"
"Sorry I'm late... I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis."
"Why are there so many Female Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."