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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
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"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."
"Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car? You'll get exhausted"
"Your mama's so fat she faces an increased risk of heart disease and type II diabetes."
"Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises."
"X-post from r/jokes: ""Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!"" ""Huh, strange. He's never done that before."""
"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."
"[car wreck] [hand reaches out] ""Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback."" [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]"
"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"