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Joke of the Day

"Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises."

"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"

"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."

"Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?"

"My wife was choking so I quickly googled ""how to save a life"" Was a good song to drown out the noise she was making."

"How many Catholics can you fit in a habit? Nun"

"I think the most ironic thing about irony is that it's not made of metal at all."

"[Witness Protection Program] So the more ordinary, mundane your new name is, the easier it'll be to blend into your new- BUBBLENUTS McFUNKY!"

"its shanksgiving, be thankful i havent stabbed u yet."