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Joke of the Day
"Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car? You'll get exhausted"
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"Lotta dudes in this coffee shop looking poignant."
"If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit she better be holding more cake"
"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."
"""And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want! Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!"" - Cat game shows"
"What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum."
"Oscar Pistorious That sounds like a spell Harry Potter uses to make your legs fall off"
"At the Playboy Mansion I bet they serve fancy whore d'oeuvres before the main intercourse."
"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favourite movie? It's Fucking Frozen!"