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Joke of the Day

"[car wreck] [hand reaches out] ""Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback."" [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]"

"Some subreddits What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows? No it is not r/shadow [removed]"

"I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?"

"Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon? Fo' Drizzle"

"I'm an introverted republican... ...I guess you could call me an anti-socialist."

"Was George Michael an organ donor? Because he's gonna be pissed when he hears what happend to his heart."

"Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory? Nearly a total loss... All that was left was de-brie."

"If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'm going to tell you to google it and act like you're the stupid one."

"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."

"Chuck Norris once went sun-bathing... ...but unfortunately there were no towels available on the sun."