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Joke of the Day

"[car wreck] [hand reaches out] ""Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback."" [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]"

"My New Year's Resolution was to stop making innuendo jokes about my sexual stamina. Day two and so far so good. I just hope I can keep it up."

"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"

"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."

"The best blowjob I ever had was from a fat chick. Probably because she's used to putting things in her mouth."

"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."

"Life dull? Add 'or die trying' to every statement. ""I'm gonna pick up milk on the way home OR DIE TRYING."" Instant excitement."

"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"

"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"

"How many dragon ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 6 episodes."