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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your sister has started her period? Your Dad's dick tastes like blood"
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"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"
"whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
"What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive."
"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver passes a stop sign, the stoner waits for it to turn green."
"*Michael Cera stubs his toe on a cotton ball*"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her."
"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"
"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""
"Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."