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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer mats I think prophets will go through the roof"
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"Little kid walks in on his daddy masturbating... * Daddy, what are you doing? * I am jerking off, soon you will be doing it. * But why, daddy? * Because my hand is getting tired."
"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."
"I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass All they do is dribble."
"How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe? No- Good. Yes- That's too much."
"I read the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"Brad Pitt was just telling my friend he liked me & then I woke up so it looks like the best part of my day is already bullshit & over."
"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."