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Joke of the Day
"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."
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"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"
"Chuck Norris can recharge his chuckPod by plugging it into a piece of cheese."
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"Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Am I doing this right?"
"God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy."