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Joke of the Day
"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."
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"If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met."
"To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg: I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale. I am so, so sorry."
"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"
"What is it called when a hacker poops? Logging out"
"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."
"The Nietzsche Family Circus random generator"
"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucking"
"She said no! *sobs tears of joy* -me after proposing"
"The key to Simon & Garfunkel's success was that one was big and one was small. Before, duos were always the same size. They changed the game"