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Joke of the Day

"What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They both know when you are sleeping."

"How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing."

"What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"I hope one day to be dating a moderator from /r/jokes... Everything is long from their point of view!!"

"I have a sore throat, a sinus headache, a paper cut, and I miss my kitties. No one has suffered as much as I have on a Friday."

"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 11, 12"

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."

"Just updated my resume. Changed 'ambitious' to 'am-no-longer-bitious'."

"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."

"Prepping for the first day of work after a long holiday break. Currently watching YouTube videos to re-learn how to put on pants."