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Joke of the Day
"Gay roulette... ...when you have a glory hole and there's a 20% chance you're getting a dude."
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"My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, ""damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"""
"Dark Humor is like food not everyone has it"
"Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post-humorously!"
"I just had a phone call saying I'd won 250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show......"
"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"
"What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash"
"A man goes to a halloween party wearing nothing but his pants The host asks, "" Hey, what the fuck are you supposed to be?"" The man replies, ""I am a premature ejaculation"""
"Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ..............."