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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Shock Jock that goes clean? Showered Stern. I'll see myself out."
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"Why did Trump have to legally change his first name to Donad? Because Hillary took the L."
"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? ""None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"""
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"Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam."
"[Supermarket] Me: QUICK, WHERE IS YOUR FROZEN SECTION Assistant: Aisle 7 Me: GREAT [opens trench coat and 6 penguins fall out] let's go guys"
"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"
"ME: *pointing gun* Give me everything. WORKER: Sir, this is a pet shelter. ME: I know. *carried off into the sunset by a wave of animals*"
"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."