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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Shock Jock that goes clean? Showered Stern. I'll see myself out."
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"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"
"What did the vet say about the maimed donkey? Wow, that ass sure took a pounding"
"You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts."
"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."
"*Writes ""For a good time call"" on random gas station bathroom wall *adds work phone number *Gets excited about work today"
"I'm watching Olympic athletes run 1500m, while trying to figure out how I can make the Roomba drive 3m to the beer fridge for me."
"I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one"
"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."
"My friend and I saw a hobo sleeping in the park with a memory foam pillow... My friend turned to me and said, ""What a truly lucky man!"""