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Joke of the Day
"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"
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"My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested millennial' for Halloween this year."
"deer diary: day 67 at hugwerts skool uv wezirdry nd none uv teh studints hav noticd dat my wahnd is an slim jim."
"""Sorry I put my nuts on your desk."""
"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."
"Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible."
"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!"
"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""
"Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?"