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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"NFL No Fingers Left"

"Knock Knock (you say: who's there) I ate mop. (you do your part) I'll give you a while to figure it out. ...yes, it's childish."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."

"A woman is just like a condom. If she's not on your dick, she's in your wallet."

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."

"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."

"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."

"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"