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Joke of the Day
"Why did Trump have to legally change his first name to Donad? Because Hillary took the L."
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"Yo mama mouth so big she speaks in surround sound."
"I spent the entire day hanging out at the swimming pool Until someone told me and I eventually tucked it back in."
"Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51? The C.I.ayy"
"Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September."
"Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!"
"When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking ""I wonder how long those things live."""
"*At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G"
"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."