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Joke of the Day

"[Supermarket] Me: QUICK, WHERE IS YOUR FROZEN SECTION Assistant: Aisle 7 Me: GREAT [opens trench coat and 6 penguins fall out] let's go guys"

"What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore."

"Little Tommy took a drink But he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"Shower joke Patient goes to doctor - Doctor, I smell really bad - Have you tried taking a shower? - Yes .. a week goes by and I smell bad again"

"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"

"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"

"So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but I discovered she was seeing someone on the side"

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"

"I got hit by a can of coke... Good thing it was a soft drink."

"A guy on the bus asked me if I had any Sodium Hypobromite... I said NaBrO."