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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster die? He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool."
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"If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who's going to build the wall?"
"why was the broom late for work? he overswept!"
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."
"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."
"FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone"
"So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!"
"My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish... She would dress like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"what's the difference between an onion & a bagpipe? nobody cries when you slice up a bagpipe..."