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Joke of the Day

"What does the horny scientist call a lobotomy? Getting head"

"Proposing new subreddit rule No more menstruation jokes. Period."

"It is said that Bill Gates once farted in an Apple store which stank up the entire place. But after all, it's their fault for not having Windows."

"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."

"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"

"What did the mathematician do at the baseball game? 4 the home team"

"Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games? They didn't have enough pitchers."

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home? Because it had a hard drive."

"What's Santas favorite band? Sleigher."