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Joke of the Day
"What's Santas favorite band? Sleigher."
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"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles."
"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."
"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."
"We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley"
"My brother was in a car accident yesterday... and lost both his left arm and left leg. Actually, he's my half brother. He's all right now."
"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood a man is already there."
"I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil."
"Twitter is the world's largest voluntary police lineup."
"How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning? If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet."