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Joke of the Day
"Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games? They didn't have enough pitchers."
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"I just fired my liquid measurement calibration manager He had really poor litership skills."
"Two Polish parents are sitting at the dinner table with their two kids... The father turns to the mother and says ""Why don't we send the kids out to P-L-A-Y, so we can fuck"""
"Why do hot girls always go for assholes? I don't even like pegging."
"What you called a fat Chinese man? Chunk"
"Who is Ric Flair's favorite director? John WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Empty brain A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty."
"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"
"If a vampire bites his tongue, does his tongue become a vampire? Tongpire?"
"1 3 5 7 I can't even."