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Joke of the Day
"What did the mathematician do at the baseball game? 4 the home team"
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"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."
"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."
"Ripping a blaring fart every now and then lets your masseuse know who's in charge."
"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"
"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."
"Saw my ex... On my way home from work last year i saw my ex being beaten up by 3 guys, i stopped the car and ran over to help...she didnt stand a chance against 4 of us."
"Why don't people in Kuwait know who Obama is? Because they've been living under Iraq."
"I don't know why I would want to ""Keep Up"" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)"
"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."