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Joke of the Day

"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"

"I say waiter there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!"

"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."

"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."

"The Road Runner is a pretentious, cocky fucking asshole and deserves to be eaten. Beep beep that shit, motherfucker."

"What sex position produces the ugliest baby? I don't know, ask your parents."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories !"

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows."

"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"

"Colombian Necktie Did the man with the Colombian necktie like his necktie? He couldn't say."