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Joke of the Day
"Doctor, doctor, what can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar... I find that very hard to believe!"
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"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."
"What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !"
"When a man sleeps with a lot of women.... ....he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum. -Another gem by Jimmy Carr"
"My dealer texts to ask if I'm straight and I'm not even sure how that's relevant to our arrangement"
"What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."
"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
"Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack."
"Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas? The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!"