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Joke of the Day

"What is a monkeys favorite candy? Rhesus species"

"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."

"Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? Because they rappel men and women."

"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."

"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"

"The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive... ...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write"

"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"

"The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years."

"What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds? ""May I take your order?"""

"How did spider-man reach the inner city kids? He web-slang"